Ed Elric

OHMYGODSMOKERISINSAAAAAANEEEEEE.

And apparently psychos who dress up in bat costumes are good for catching pirates. The metal throwing star shaped like a bat is a little overkill, though.

Hey, Al! Logann's been trying to get into Smoker's quarters again. Can you take care of him? Maybe steal someone's shoelaces and show Nina how to drag it along the floor so he'll chase it.

Oh, yeah. Sorry about the mess in the galley, Smoker. The cook called me short. (Al... you mind helping me get rid of some of the damage? I don't think the cook likes lancet arches in his kitchen. His reaction to the gargoyle sprouting above the stove was hilarious, though.)

I found this little guy in the storerooms late last night. Any chance of us keeping him, Smoker? Al's really attached to cats and I think Nina would like it.




EDIT: Meet Logann-- the newest crew member on the Lady Justice.

Who: Cancer McCancerton [ justicesmoked  ] and Shorty Van Shortshort [ edsplosion  ]
What: Ed's angsty about Nina, Smoker is inspiring and such. :|
Where: Smoker's ship~
When: Right after this post.
Why: Because I said so.
How: Magic and unicorns.

WARNING: Contains spoilers for the FMA anime. :|



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Ed sighed and rested one hand on an automail palm as his left hand doodled in the margin's of the book he was supposed to be reading. He scowled as he looked at the absent-minded doodles-- a little girl with pigtails and "magic flowers." His lips curled into a snarl and he grabbed the book before hurling it across the room and stomping over to the porthole.

Nina. Of all the names Smoker's daughter had to have, why did it have to be Nina? Ed rested his forehead against the cool glass and watched the waves below toss and turn. "Nina..." He let out a choked, bitter laugh as his mind drifted to a bloody silhouette on a brick alley way.

Having Smoker's kid on board has been... interesting. It... brings back memories. She better not start calling me little big brother like Nina did.

Hey, Al... Think she'd like the magic flowers we used to make?

Hey. Which of you is the Marine Captain that's got Al? I need to talk to you.

I'm on an island with a jungle and purple birds that go "JIYO." And Al's nowhere around. And I may have gotten something lodged in my automail. Winry's going to kill me. Has anyone seen a six foot tall suit of armor walking around on an island with ruins that answers to Alphonse?